Posts by James Mixon

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Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

by James Mixon in

jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

"psst.

hey, jesus, i've still got it.

James Mixon

Mr.logic. LOL ..No I don't believe in hell or the man Jesus of the Bible.

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Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

by James Mixon in

jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

"psst.

hey, jesus, i've still got it.

James Mixon

JC and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged JC and said

"Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it. Moses turned toward the Red Sea and lifted his

staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging

gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arm and with

a smug grin on his face, turned back to face JC.

Jesus scoffed, "Moses, my boy." said the Messiah, "I have still got it". And with a

flourish of his robe, jesus stepped onto the waters and began to stride across without

so much as a ripple. But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly

began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves

tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus silliness and parted the water once more.

Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as Jesus hacked up salt water when they had finally

reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said "Don't worry

about it Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet.

OK I know I will burn in hell for that one.

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Jehovah's Witnesses and Plastic Surgery?

by John Aquila in

in my area, a lot of the young jws, especially girls are getting breast implants, nose jobs, chin implants.

asian jws girls get eyelid surgery, and one girl even got her legs lengthen 5 inches making her about five feet nine inches tall the male jws are getting hair transplants and nose jobs.

and nobody in the congregation says a word, including elders.

James Mixon

That will certainly spice up the door to door work, sisters with

large breasts. The problem the guys may not listen to a word she

may be saying.

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Jehovah's Witnesses and Plastic Surgery?

by John Aquila in

in my area, a lot of the young jws, especially girls are getting breast implants, nose jobs, chin implants.

asian jws girls get eyelid surgery, and one girl even got her legs lengthen 5 inches making her about five feet nine inches tall the male jws are getting hair transplants and nose jobs.

and nobody in the congregation says a word, including elders.

James Mixon

Isn't that a reason to label one vain, boastful, haughty and proud

in the borg. Boy things have changed, they use to worry about the length

of a sister dress, now they are getting breast implants. LOL

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Ehud stabs the crap out of some Dude, literally.

by James Mixon in

judges 3:20-22 (new american standard bible).

"ehud came to him while he was sitting in his cool roof chamber (toilet), and.

ehud said, "i have a message from god for you...ehud.. took the sword.

James Mixon

Judges 3:20-22 (New American standard Bible)

"Ehud came to him while he was sitting in his cool roof chamber (Toilet), and

Ehud said, "I have a message from God for you...Ehud.. took the sword

from his right thigh and thrust it into his belly...and the refuse came out.

"Refuse" as in poop. Ehud literally stabbed the crap out of him.

So how do you escape a place full of guards after you've just killed their

king? Lock the door, go out the window and convince them he's

pooping. Judges 3:24-25.

You can't make this stuff up. Hell I may go back to the KH....

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What would happen if you drop a fake check or bill in the donation box?

by StarTrekAngel in

what would happen if we started dropping fake check or bills inside the donation box of an assembly?

i know, is a crime, but so is pushing someone to not accept blood and die.

would it help skew the numbers enough if enough of us did it?.

James Mixon

How about A IOU, paid in in full when the big one comes.

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What are you gonna do when the existence of god is disproved?

by Doltologist in

in 1897, j.j. thomson discovered the electron.

this was the first constituent part of the atom which, for 2,000 years, was thought to be indivisible.

today, we know of 18 elemental particles following the recent discovery of the higgs boson, the so-called god particle.. back in 1897, most people believed in god because there weren't even any theories as to how the universe came into being.